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| | | The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts | | Adoption is when a child grew in its |
| | | working the moment you get up in the | | mommy's heart instead of her tummy. |
| | | morning, and does not stop until you | | |
| | | get into the office. | | If you feel that you have both feet |
| | | | | planted on level ground, then the |
| | | An apology is the superglue of life. It | | university has failed you. |
| | | can repair just about anything. | | |
| | | | | Academe, n.: An ancient school where |
| | | Hospitality is making your guests feel | | morality and philosophy were taught. |
| | | at home, even if you wish they were. | | Academy, n.: A modern school where |
| | | | | football is taught. |
| | | The real religion of the world comes | | |
| | | from women much more than from men | | Most people like hard work. |
| | | - from mothers most of all, who carry the | | Particularly when they are paying for it. |
| | | key of our souls in their bosoms. | | |
| | | | | There are no shortcuts to any place |
| | | Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly | | worth going. |
| | | so. | | |
| | | | | You have a cough? Go home tonight, |
| | | I keep coming back to you in my head, | | eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow |
| | | but you couldn't know that, and I have | | you'll be afraid to cough. |
| | | no carbons. | | |
| | | | | A friend is the only person you will let |
| | | If a doctor, lawyer, or dentist had 40 | | into the house when you are Turning |
| | | people in his office at one time, all of | | Out Drawers. |
| | | whom had different needs, and some | | |
| | | of whom didn't want to be there and | | There are big ships and small ships. |
| | | were causing trouble, and the doctor, | | But the best ship of all is friendship. |
| | | lawyer, or dentist, without assistance, | | |
| | | had to treat them all with professional | | The simplest toy, one which even the |
| | | excellence for nine months, then he | | youngest child can operate, is called a |
| | | might have some conception of the | | grandparent. |
| | | classroom teacher's job. | | |
| | | | | Of course there's a lot of knowledge in |
| | | Spend the afternoon. You can't take it | | universities: the freshmen bring a little |
| Paragould GiftsBaskets | | with you. | | in; the seniors don't take much away, |
| Searcy GiftsBaskets | | | | so knowledge sort of accumulates. |
| Harrison GiftsBaskets | | You can make up a quarrel, but it will | | |
| Bentonville GiftsBaskets | | always show where it was patched. | | By working faithfully eight hours a day |
| Searcy GiftsBaskets | | | | you may eventually get to be boss and |
| | | At every party there are two kinds of | | work twelve hours a day. |
| | | people - those who want to go home | | |
| | | and those who don't. The trouble is, | | Friendship is unnecessary, like |
| | | they are usually married to each other. | | philosophy, like art.... It has no survival |
| | | | | value; rather it is one of those things |
| | | When a man retires, his wife gets twice | | that give value to survival. |
| | | the husband but only half the income. | | |
| | | | | Love is one long sweet dream, and |
| | | Sometimes, when one person is | | marriage is the alarm clock. |
| | | depopulated. | | |
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