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| Blytheville GiftsBaskets | | Love is metaphysical gravity. | | There are no shortcuts to any place |
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| | | A house that does not have one worn, | | |
| | | comfy chair in it is soulless. | | If you feel that you have both feet |
| | | | | planted on level ground, then the |
| | | Before I met my husband, I'd never | | university has failed you. |
| | | fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few | | |
| | | times. | | It sometimes happens, even in the best |
| | | | | of families, that a baby is born. This is |
| | | The most important things are the | | not necessarily cause for alarm. The |
| | | hardest to say, because words | | important thing is to keep your wits |
| | | diminish them. | | about you and borrow some money. |
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| | | He who opens a school door, closes a | | Friends are family you choose for |
| | | prison. | | yourself. |
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| | | There's nothing to match curling up with | | Try not to become a man of success, |
| | | a good book when there's a repair job | | but rather try to become a man of |
| | | to be done around the house. | | value. |
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| | | Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop | | If love is blind, why is lingerie so |
| | | to look around once in a while you | | popular? |
| | | could miss it. | | |
| | | | | When I was younger, I could remember |
| | | Find a job you like and you add five | | anything, whether it had happened or |
| | | days to every week. | | not; but my faculties are decaying now |
| | | | | and soon I shall be so I cannot |
| | | I always thought a yard was three feet, | | remember any but the things that never |
| | | then I started mowing the lawn. | | happened. It is sad to go to pieces like |
| | | | | this but we all have to do it. |
| | | People are living longer than ever | | |
| | | before, a phenomenon undoubtedly | | If you think education is expensive, try |
| | | made necessary by the 30-year | | ignorance! |
| | | mortgage. | | |
| | | | | True love stories never have endings. |
| Monticello GiftsBaskets | | Sweater, n.: garment worn by child | | |
| Malvern GiftsBaskets | | when its mother is feeling chilly. | | A baby is an angel whose wings |
| Jonesboro GiftsBaskets | | | | decrease as his legs increase. |
| Fayetteville GiftsBaskets | | Love makes your soul crawl out from its | | |
| | | hiding place. | | Love is the thing that enables a woman |
| | | | | to sing while she mops up the floor after |
| | | [N]o party is any fun unless seasoned | | her husband has walked across it in his |
| | | with folly. | | barn boots. |
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| | | Insanity is hereditary; you get it from | | Middle age is the time when a man is |
| | | your children. | | always thinking that in a week or two he |
| | | | | will feel as good as ever. |
| | | I've fallen in love many times... always | | |
| | | with you. | | If at first you don't succeed, do it like |
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