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| Wheatley GiftsBaskets | | Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and | | The first sign of maturity is the |
| | | don't drink too much. Then again, don't | | discovery that the volume knob also |
| | | drink too little. | | turns to the left. |
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| | | God understands our prayers even | | Love is the thing that enables a woman |
| | | when we can't find the words to say | | to sing while she mops up the floor after |
| | | them. | | her husband has walked across it in his |
| | | | | barn boots. |
| | | Silent gratitude isn't much use to | | |
| | | anyone. | | We know we're getting old when the |
| | | | | only thing we want for our birthday is not |
| | | We don't believe in rheumatism and | | to be reminded of it. |
| | | true love until after the first attack. | | |
| | | | | A man who has never gone to school |
| | | If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we | | may steal from a freight car; but if he |
| | | should cast the gift of a loving thought | | has a university education, he may |
| | | into the heart of a friend, that would be | | steal the whole railroad. |
| | | giving as the angels give. | | |
| | | | | Education is what survives when what |
| | | Love makes your soul crawl out from its | | has been learned has been forgotten. |
| | | hiding place. | | |
| | | | | Just about the time a woman thinks her |
| | | Mother love is the fuel that enables a | | work is done, she becomes a |
| | | normal human being to do the | | grandmother. |
| | | impossible. | | |
| | | | | The one real object of education is to |
| | | The trouble with retirement is that you | | have a man in the condition of |
| | | never get a day off. | | continually asking questions. |
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| | | Insanity is hereditary; you get it from | | Things turn out best for the people who |
| | | your children. | | make the best out of the way things turn |
| | | | | out. |
| | | Gratitude is the memory of the heart. | | |
| | | | | Babies are such a nice way to start |
| | | Love puts the fun in together, the sad in | | people. |
| Fort Smith GiftsBaskets | | apart, and the joy in a heart. | | |
| Fort Smith GiftsBaskets | | | | First you forget names; then you forget |
| North Little Rock GiftsBaskets | | A suburban mother's role is to deliver | | faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; |
| Pine Bluff GiftsBaskets | | children obstetrically once, and by car | | and then you forget to unzip your fly. |
| Van Buren GiftsBaskets | | forever after. | | |
| | | | | Making the decision to have a child is |
| | | A retired husband is often a wife's | | momentous. It is to decide forever to |
| | | full-time job. | | have your heart go walking around |
| | | | | outside your body. |
| | | Love - a wildly misunderstood although | | |
| | | highly desirable malfunction of the | | Be who you are and say what you feel, |
| | | heart which weakens the brain, causes | | because those who mind don't matter |
| | | eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood | | and those who matter don't mind. |
| | | pressure to rise and the lips to pucker. | | |
| | | | | unless you happen to be going down. |
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